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  Wooldoor: who's it gonna
  be?! Who's it gonna be?!
  
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  Wheeeeee!
  
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  Wooldoor:
  the producers decided
  to surprise one of us
  
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  With a visit from
  a family member.
  
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  I hope it's someone
  from my family
  
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  Like flagfred cheesewheel,
  
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  Lintsue brickshade,
  or prom-queen dumpsterbaby.
  
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  [speaking japanese]
  
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  Look, everyone!
  Someone's coming!
  
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  Clara: the second I saw
  the horse and carriage,
  
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  I just knew it had
  to be someone from
  my kingdom.
  
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  But when I saw it was
  the short carriage,
  my heart sank.
  
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  Why?! Why did she
  have to come?!
  
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  Oh, fuck me.
  
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  [garbled speech]
  
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  Um, everyone, this is
  my special cousin bleh.
  
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  Foxxy: no one knew clara
  
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  Had a mentally-challenged
  cousin, but it was cool.
  
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  The foxxy five used to perform
  for special needs kids,
  
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  And those people got
  hearts as big as they
  oversized foreheads.
  
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  <i>"I am sam is a well-written
  and exceptionally well-acted
  tearjerker,"</i>
  
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  <i>Raves adam nayman
  of eye weekly.</i>
  
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  What the shoebazzle
  was that?
  
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  <i>She, um, only
  quotes reviews from
  the movie I am sam.</i>
  
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  Huh?
  Hmm.
  
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  Well, this has
  been fun. Bye!
  
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  Well, i've never seen
  someone that slow
  go that fast.
  
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  Oh, yeah! Give it up!
  
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  Yeah!
  
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  [speaking japanese]
  
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  Oh, poor ling-ling.
  He's so disappointed
  his father didn't show.
  
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  Oh!
  
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  Oh, sweetie,
  i'm so sorry your
  father's not coming.
  
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  We still love ya!
  Don't we, toot?!
  
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  Fine!
  
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  [kiss]
  
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  Ling-ling,
  you taste so weird.
  
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  [giggling]
  
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  [giggling]
  
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  Let's go, bleh.
  The coast is clear.
  
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  But after this,
  no more potty breaks.
  
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  <i>"I am sam plays like
  a made-for-tv weep--"</i>
  
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  Shh!
  
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  I know it seemed
  like I was ashamed
  of my cousin,
  
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  But nothing could be
  further from the truth.
  
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  Aah!
  Foxxy:
  hey, clara!
  
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  What's up, girlfriend?
  
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  You know,
  none of us have
  really had a chance
  
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  To hang out
  with bleh yet.
  
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  Bleh? What's a bleh?
  
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  Is that one of your
  jive words like
  "emancipation"?
  
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  No, bleh your cousin.
  
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  Uh, clara?
  Why is the lamp drooling?
  
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  I guess to remind us
  to conserve electricity.
  
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  Clara, there is
  no reason to be
  embarrassed by your cousin.
  
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  Embarrassed?
  I'm not embarrassed.
  
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  Stop pretending
  bleh is a lamp.
  
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  She is not a lamp,
  clara.
  
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  She is a real person
  with real feelings.
  
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  Foxxy was probably right.
  
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  Damn that ms. Know-it-all!
  
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  I should have killed her
  when I had the chance.
  
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  Give me your hand!
  
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  First, give me the ring!
  
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  [kisses]
  
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  Xandir:
  it just didn't make sense.
  
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  When we licked ling-ling
  last time,
  
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  We got all [bleep]ed up.
  
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  But this time, nothing happened.
  
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  Well, we got a little aroused,
  
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  But not [bleep]ed up.
  
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  Uhh! What's the deal-e-o?
  
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  I don't feel
  anything. You?
  
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  Nothing.
  
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  [kisses]
  
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  Hmm. Maybe we have to
  eat ling-ling.
  
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  Why is it when
  something doesn't work,
  
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  Your first reaction
  is to eat it?
  
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  What?! What
  are you doing?
  
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  I couldn't find
  the remote.
  
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  You know,
  there is one person
  
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  Who can figure this out.
  
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  The professor!
  The professor!
  
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  [hums]
  
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  Ooh!
  
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  Aha!
  [whistle blows]
  
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  Got it.
  Hit the lights.
  
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  Here you see
  the african camel toad.
  
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  It secretes
  a hallucinogen
  
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  Whenever it's scared.
  
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  Ahh!
  
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  Yeah, that's--oh,
  I didn't know that.
  
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  When "cool" kids feel
  like catching a "buzz,"
  
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  They scare the amphibian
  and then lick its skin.
  
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  All the cool kids,
  you say?
  
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  Now take ling-ling,
  the asian trading card
  battle monster.
  
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  It creates a similar
  hallucinogen
  
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  Whenever it's
  disappointed.
  
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  Ahh!
  Oh, I want to
  be cool!
  
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  So, ling-ling
  was experiencing
  disappointment
  
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  Due to its
  father's absence,
  
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  Then, upon kissing
  ling-ling,
  
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  You became...[wacky
  noises] technically
  speaking.
  
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  So, only when ling-ling
  is disappointed, eh? Hmm.
  
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  [screaming]
  [alarm]
  [siren]
  
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  [bagpipes playing]
  
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  [harps playing]
  
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  [crickets chirping]
  
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  Oh! Don't look,
  but corky at 3:00.
  
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  Foxxy: it looked like I got
  through to the princess.
  
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  Clara would see that
  there ain't no reason
  to be ashamed of bleh.
  
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  We all adults.
  
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  Dude, let's egg
  the trainable.
  
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  Mind if we
  join you guys?
  
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  No, no, no.
  Of course not.
  
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  Don't be stupid.
  
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  [both snicker]
  
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  [eggshells crack]
  
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  Man, clara's cousin
  is so hot!
  
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  <i>Damn! She's like
  retarded hot!</i>
  
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  [whimpers] sam! Aah!
  
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  Clara: i'm really glad
  I brought bleh
  
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  Down to hang out
  with everyone.
  
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  They treated her
  like she was one
  of the gang.
  
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  I hadn't seen bleh
  have this much fun
  
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  <i>Since they cancelled
  the pretty, shiny
  object show.</i>
  
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  You sure you don't
  want to stay and
  play a few rounds?
  
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  Nah, it's getting late,
  and we don't want to
  intrude on guy time.
  
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  'night!
  
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  <i>"I am sam works magic
  'cause of penn,"</i>
  
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  <i>Raves lou lumenick
  of the new york post.</i>
  
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  I go first.
  Whee!
  
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  Holy shit!
  
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  She is so hot!
  
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  Oh, spanky.
  
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  What? Oh. Ok.
  
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  [kiss]
  
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  Oh, that bleh, man.
  
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  I would totally dip
  my wick in that.
  
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  Listen, dude. No matter
  how hot she is,
  
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  You would not
  punch holes in a sped.
  
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  Oh, hell,
  yeah, I would.
  
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  I mean, she's
  the perfect girl.
  
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  All the sweater meat
  of a regular chick
  
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  And half
  the pillow talk.
  
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  [kiss]
  
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  Man, you're all talk.
  
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  Look, I got 20 large
  that says you won't
  sleep with her.
  
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  Make it 50
  and you're on.
  
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  Oh, ha ha!
  Wheeeeeee!
  
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  Hey, if you're gonna
  be gay about this,
  you can't play.
  
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  Sorry.
  
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  [kiss]
  
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  Fine. 50 bucks says you
  won't have sex with bleh.
  
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  Easy money.
  
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  Captain hero is
  gonna show you guys
  
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  What being a real man
  is all about.
  
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  All: triple kiss!
  
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  [kisses]
  
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  [snarls]
  
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  [speaking japanese]
  
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  ¶ ling-ling
  into battle go ¶
  
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  ¶ fulfill destiny
  of the soul ¶
  
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  ¶ all the children sing ¶
  
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  Kids: ¶ kill,
  kill, kill, kill,
  die, die, die ¶
  
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  ¶ kill, kill,
  kill, kill... ¶
  
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  Wait, ling-ling.
  It's just us.
  
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  We're not really
  a 3-headed, acid-spitting
  needle monster.
  
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  [speaking japanese]
  
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  Oh.
  
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  Oh, no, ling-ling.
  
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  Instead of
  cheering you up,
  
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  We accidentally
  disappointed you.
  
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  Oh, poor baby.
  
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  Triple kiss!
  
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  Oh! Hee hee!
  [kisses]
  
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  [sighing and giggling]
  
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  [knocks]
  
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  Clara:
  I found it a bit odd
  
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  That captain hero
  wanted to take bleh
  out on a date,
  
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  And it was
  my responsibility
  
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  To make sure his
  intentions were pure.
  
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  So, captain hero, is it?
  
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  Oh. Heh heh! Yeah?
  
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  Coming to take
  my little bleh out
  
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  For a night
  on the town, eh?
  
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  You know, I don't
  know what'd I do
  
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  If anything happened
  to my little bleh.
  
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  Yes, ma'am.
  I mean, no, ma'am.
  
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  Son, do you know
  what it's like
  
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  To kill a man with
  your bare hands?
  
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  I do.
  
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  I...
  
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  Oh!
  
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  Here's bleh now!
  
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  ¶ there she is... ¶
  
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  Wow! You look...
  Stunning.
  
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  <i>"I am sam's dakota
  fanning is worth the
  price of admission."</i>
  
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  [blow dart]
  
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  Ow! What the hell?!
  
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  A little
  added protection.
  
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  You'll get the antidote
  when I get my bleh back.
  
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  [all giggling]
  
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  Hey, ling-ling,
  you excited for
  christmas?
  
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  Too bad there's
  no such thing
  as santa claus!
  
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  I bet you're
  disappointed.
  
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  Oh.
  
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  [laughs]
  
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  Hey, look what
  I found in your ear!
  
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  Is it a quarter?
  
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  Oh, no!
  It's a tumor!
  
  213
  00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,765
  Oh.
  
  214
  00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,601
  [slurps]
  
  215
  00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,370
  [giggles]
  
  216
  00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:09,008
  Hey, ling-ling,
  you excited for
  christmas?
  
  217
  00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,443
  Oh, no!
  It's a tumor!
  
  218
  00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,845
  Oh.
  
  219
  00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:16,181
  [slurps]
  
  220
  00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,418
  ¶ girly, girly,
  girly, girly... ¶
  
  221
  00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:23,689
  [bleh shouts happily
  and incoherently]
  
  222
  00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,357
  Captain hero:
  yes, I was confident
  
  223
  00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,327
  That by the end of the
  night, i'd have another
  notch on my utility belt
  
  224
  00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,095
  And 50 bucks in my pocket.
  
  225
  00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,565
  Then I realized
  something. Bleh...
  
  226
  00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,034
  She was really special,
  
  227
  00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,635
  But not like in
  a retarded way,
  
  228
  00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,004
  In a traditionally
  special way.
  
  229
  00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:44,943
  ¶ did you ever know
  that you're my hero? ¶
  
  230
  00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,245
  Oh!
  
  231
  00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,546
  Ok!
  
  232
  00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:53,352
  ¶ you're everything
  I wish I could be ¶
  
  233
  00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,088
  ¶ I could fly higher
  than an eagle ¶
  
  234
  00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,556
  [both giggle]
  
  235
  00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,558
  Sam.
  
  236
  00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,761
  I don't like
  these things.
  They scare me!
  
  237
  00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,631
  ¶ beneath my wings ¶
  
  238
  00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:09,468
  Eeeeeeh! Aah! Sam!
  ¶ oh, oh, fly ¶
  
  239
  00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:14,340
  ¶ so high
  against the sky ¶
  
  240
  00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,942
  ¶ so high I almost... ¶
  
  241
  00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,646
  Bleh, you are the wind
  beneath my wings.
  
  242
  00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,681
  "contrived, manipulative,
  
  243
  00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:28,721
  <i>And shamelessly
  sentimental," raves peter
  travers from rolling stone.</i>
  
  244
  00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,596
  Hey, ling-ling,
  I got a penny.
  No, I don't.
  
  245
  00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,198
  [licks dry fur]
  
  246
  00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,866
  [rattles]
  
  247
  00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,867
  [bam bam]
  
  248
  00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,702
  [licks dry fur]
  
  249
  00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,138
  Whoa, guys. Guys!
  
  250
  00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,840
  Ling-ling is
  totally kicked!
  
  251
  00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,841
  What?!
  
  252
  00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,209
  [pants]
  
  253
  00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,978
  [licks dry fur]
  
  254
  00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,747
  Don't hold out
  on me, man.
  
  255
  00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,449
  I need my fix.
  Come on! Please,
  man, come on!
  
  256
  00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,618
  What do you want?
  I'll do anything!
  
  257
  00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,253
  I'll suck your dick!
  
  258
  00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,556
  Ooh! Ooh, sam!
  
  259
  00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,991
  Hee hee!
  Shh!
  
  260
  00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,861
  Are you crazy?
  They'll hear us!
  
  261
  00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,764
  Captain hero:
  bleh and I got home way
  past midnight.
  
  262
  00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,701
  I was like, we are gonna
  get in so much trouble!
  
  263
  00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:19,672
  So, this was
  really fantastic.
  
  264
  00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:23,842
  Um, I,
  uh...Good night.
  
  265
  00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,777
  [kiss]
  
  266
  00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,513
  ¶ girly, girly,
  girly, girly... ¶
  
  267
  00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,415
  Ahh!
  
  268
  00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,951
  Hey, super stud.
  Did you sleep
  with her?
  
  269
  00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,453
  Dude, back off!
  
  270
  00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,922
  I did not, as you
  so crudely put it...
  
  271
  00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,857
  "nail her
  in the stink tube."
  
  272
  00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,592
  It's not like that.
  
  273
  00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,961
  So you kids are
  taking it slow?
  
  274
  00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:43,996
  See what I did
  there? I--
  
  275
  00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,998
  You just don't get it,
  spanky.
  
  276
  00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,299
  Nobody gets it!
  
  277
  00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,467
  [wails]
  
  278
  00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,069
  [door slams]
  
  279
  00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,470
  Captain hero:
  I was lying in bed,
  
  280
  00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,273
  Replaying the date over
  and over in my head,
  
  281
  00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,842
  When there was a knock
  at the door.
  [knocks]
  
  282
  00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,776
  Who's there?
  
  283
  00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,080
  Bleh! What are you--
  
  284
  00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,983
  Listen, bleh,
  i'm not that kind of guy.
  
  285
  00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:05,984
  [pulls pants down]
  
  286
  00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,153
  Oh, my!
  
  287
  00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,057
  Oh, no, no, no...
  
  288
  00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,293
  Leave the helmet on.
  
  289
  00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,697
  Ahh.
  
  290
  00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,433
  Clara: that morning,
  I woke up feeling great.
  
  291
  00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,269
  Everyone had accepted
  me and my cousin,
  
  292
  00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,971
  And that was swell.
  
  293
  00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,875
  Oh, what a glorious day,
  isn't it, bleh?
  
  294
  00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,877
  Bleh?
  
  295
  00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,612
  Bleh?!
  
  296
  00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,683
  Captain hero!
  Clara, it's not
  what you think!
  
  297
  00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,684
  [gibberish]
  
  298
  00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,552
  Get up! Get up
  right now!
  
  299
  00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,856
  <i>"I am sam reduces penn to
  a mugging embarrassment,"</i>
  
  300
  00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,091
  <i>Raves mike clark
  of usa today.</i>
  
  301
  00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,860
  I don't care.
  Let's go!
  
  302
  00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561
  Yeeeh...
  
  303
  00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,297
  Go back to your
  cage right now!
  
  304
  00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,434
  Spanky: well,
  look who's doing
  the limp of shame!
  
  305
  00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,169
  You bastard!
  
  306
  00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,338
  Captain hero:
  clara totally overreacted.
  
  307
  00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,639
  I mean, bleh was an adult,
  
  308
  00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,374
  And completely capable
  of making her own decisions.
  
  309
  00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,809
  Or not.
  
  310
  00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,945
  Still, I needed to
  sit clara down and
  explain what happened.
  
  311
  00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,948
  Clara, I never expected
  this to happen.
  
  312
  00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,720
  It's just that I have
  real feelings for her.
  
  313
  00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,389
  Well...
  
  314
  00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,025
  ¶ there she is ¶
  
  315
  00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,295
  ¶ she's a girl ¶
  
  316
  00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,497
  If that is the truth--
  
  317
  00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,932
  It is.
  
  318
  00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,967
  Then i'm truly happy
  for the two of you.
  
  319
  00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,170
  You're a good man,
  captain hero.
  
  320
  00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,005
  I knew I could
  trust you.
  
  321
  00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,107
  Here's the antidote.
  
  322
  00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,342
  [gulp]
  
  323
  00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,977
  Well, nice work,
  captain hero.
  
  324
  00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,980
  Here's the $50
  I bet you to have
  sex with bleh.
  
  325
  00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,981
  [gasps]
  
  326
  00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,049
  Yeeeeeh!
  
  327
  00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,184
  Oh, um, I mean, uh...
  
  328
  00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,655
  Here is the $50
  captain hero won off me
  
  329
  00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,291
  Because I bet him
  he would not have sex
  
  330
  00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,926
  With your
  special cousin bleh.
  
  331
  00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,128
  But he did, in fact,
  have sex with her.
  
  332
  00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,564
  Oh, yes, he did.
  For $50.
  
  333
  00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,133
  Oh, man. Saved it.
  
  334
  00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:07,539
  Captain hero, I forbid you
  to see my cousin ever again!
  
  335
  00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,774
  Uhh!
  
  336
  00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,676
  I would have been
  more pissed at spanky,
  
  337
  00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,679
  But you know,
  I just won $50!
  
  338
  00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,382
  [cash register bell]
  ah! Who's your daddy?
  
  339
  00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,485
  Ooh, I like the big one
  and that one over there
  
  340
  00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,986
  And...Ooh!
  
  341
  00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:25,057
  Yeah. Hell, yeah!
  [girls talking and laughing]
  
  342
  00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,925
  Ehhhh.
  
  343
  00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,394
  Ehhhh.
  
  344
  00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,362
  Ehhhh.
  
  345
  00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,164
  Oh, look at
  poor ling-ling.
  
  346
  00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,932
  We've licked
  the life out of it.
  
  347
  00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,234
  What should we do?
  
  348
  00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,235
  Poke it harder.
  
  349
  00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,236
  Uhh!
  
  350
  00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,237
  [gasps]
  
  351
  00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,571
  Look at me!
  
  352
  00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,608
  I've become the very
  thing I hate most.
  
  353
  00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,576
  A guy who pokes things
  with sticks?
  
  354
  00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,181
  Oh, we've abused ling-ling
  to the point where the
  little guy is just numb.
  
  355
  00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,649
  And for what?
  
  356
  00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,551
  To catch a buzz?!
  
  357
  00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,654
  I guess being cool
  just isn't worth it.
  
  358
  00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,024
  ["what you already know"
  jingle plays]
  
  359
  00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,293
  Come on. We've got to
  make this right!
  
  360
  00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,396
  Sorry, wooldoor.
  You stay here
  
  361
  00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,899
  Until all that ling-ling
  is out of your system.
  
  362
  00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,135
  It's gonna be
  the hardest thing
  you've ever done.
  
  363
  00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,136
  Toodles!
  
  364
  00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,405
  [slam]
  
  365
  00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,474
  Aah! I can't take it!
  
  366
  00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,477
  [wacky noises]
  
  367
  00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,416
  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  Wooldoor: I can't take it!
  
  368
  00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,285
  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  
  369
  00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,154
  Captain hero:
  oh, sure, the money
  helped dull the pain,
  
  370
  00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,692
  But later, you know, when
  the stores are all closed,
  
  371
  00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,294
  Who do I have
  to share it with?
  
  372
  00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:41,433
  Bleh? No. Not anymore.
  Not anymore.
  
  373
  00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,635
  It just wasn't
  worth it, spanky!
  
  374
  00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,705
  Bleh, she--
  she was special.
  
  375
  00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,807
  What are you--
  what are you saying?
  
  376
  00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,678
  Oh, spanky,
  I love her.
  
  377
  00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,018
  Then go to her.
  
  378
  00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,719
  Xandir:
  we knew what we had done
  to ling-ling was wrong.
  
  379
  00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,488
  Hopefully, this was gonna
  
  380
  00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,622
  Make it up to that lovable,
  
  381
  00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,258
  Fortune cookie cat thing.
  
  382
  00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:11,096
  Ling-ling, there's
  a special warrior
  here to see you.
  
  383
  00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,567
  [japanese song playing]
  
  384
  00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,503
  [speaking japanese]
  
  385
  00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,674
  [speaking japanese]
  
  386
  00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,654
  Toot:
  sure, we have our issues,
  
  387
  00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,224
  But really, this is
  a house drawn together
  
  388
  00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,659
  With love.
  
  389
  00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,595
  [speaking japanese]
  
  390
  00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,753
  Yah!
  Uhh!
  
  391
  00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,189
  [slurping]
  
  392
  00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,991
  All right, clara,
  where is she?!
  
  393
  00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,828
  Hah! You're too late,
  captain jerko!
  
  394
  00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,630
  She left for the front door
  well over 2 minutes ago!
  
  395
  00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,066
  You'll never catch her!
  Never!
  
  396
  00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,202
  Oh. Oh, well.
  
  397
  00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,903
  I guess it wasn't
  meant to be.
  
  398
  00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,939
  Easy come, easy go.
  
  399
  00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,807
  Well, i'll be
  seeing you, clara.
  
  400
  00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,143
  Wait! Damn you!
  I've got to try!
  
  401
  00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,578
  Yahh!
  
  402
  00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,448
  Captain hero: bleh!
  Wait! I'm coming!
  
  403
  00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,950
  Dude, where are you--uhh!
  
  404
  00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,518
  Watch it, pig!
  
  405
  00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,086
  Go get her, man.
  
  406
  00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,087
  Uhh!
  
  407
  00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,355
  Watch it,
  hot black girl!
  
  408
  00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,157
  Go get her, man.
  
  409
  00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,895
  [muzak playing]
  
  410
  00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:56,168
  [blissful sighs and moans]
  
  411
  00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770
  Oh, come on!
  
  412
  00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:05,444
  Bleh! Bleh!
  Bleh! Bleh!
  
  413
  00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,812
  Oh.
  
  414
  00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,747
  Bleh! Bleh, wait!
  
  415
  00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,350
  Listen, I don't know
  what clara told you,
  
  416
  00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,453
  But I love you.
  
  417
  00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,555
  Yehhhhhhhh.
  
  418
  00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,192
  [splat]
  
  419
  00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,127
  "one of the year's
  10 best!"
  
  420
  00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,631
  "delivers in ways
  you never expected!"
  
  421
  00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,134
  Yes, well, maybe
  it wouldn't work out.
  
  422
  00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,637
  I mean, we come
  from different worlds.
  
  423
  00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,772
  I come from
  planet zebulon
  
  424
  00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909
  And you come from
  a mom who drank when
  she was pregnant.
  
  425
  00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,446
  Well, farewell,
  my sweet.
  
  426
  00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,947
  Mwah!
  
  427
  00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,983
  Mnnnh deh
  nnnh.
  
  428
  00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,186
  Yeah! She kissed him!
  
  429
  00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,488
  She kissed him!
  
  430
  00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,657
  Ha ha! Ha ha!
  
  431
  00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,994
  Bleh, you nailed
  the dry-mouth
  from reality tv show!
  
  432
  00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,264
  Well, I guess I owe you
  that 50 bucks now.
  
  433
  00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:02,801
  Oh! 50 bucks! Yeah!
  
  434
  00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,438
  [cash register bell]
  ooh, yeah,
  who's your daddy?
  
  435
  00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,908
  I like the big one
  and I like the one
  over there. Ooh!
  
  436
  00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,245
  Yeah. Hell, yeah!
  [girls talking and laughing]
  
  437
  00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,880
  Bleh: sam, bye-bye!
  
  438
  00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,048
  Bye-bye, sam!
  
  439
  00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,150
  [choked up] bye.
  
  440
  00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,854
  Good-bye.
  
  441
  00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,823
  You ok, man?
  
  442
  00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,560
  I...Don't know
  if i'll ever be ok.
  
  443
  00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062
  Yeah, i'm sorry.
  
  444
  00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,031
  Hey, you want to go
  grab a beer,
  
  445
  00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:34,533
  Spin it, and kiss
  whoever it points to?
  
  446
  00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,271
  No. Not now, spanky.
  Not now.
  
  447
  00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,543
  How about now?
  
  448
  00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,811
  Yeah. Ok.
  
  449
  00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:51,550
  ¶ girly, girly,
  girly, girly girl ¶
  
  450
  00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,052
  ¶ girl ¶
  
  451
  00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:55,954
  ¶ girly, girly girl-- ¶